In the end

They will turn on each other and eat each other alive, and in the end, when there is no one left to hate, they will understand that the one they hated most was themselves.

Scientific Jargon

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'" ~ Isaac Asimov

It Just Bugs Me

People who don't know the difference between entomology and etymology bug me more than I can put into words.

Higgs Boson

Higgs boson walked into a Catholic church, only to have the priest say, "You can't come in here!" Higgs replied, "Oh? But without me, you can't have mass."

"It's utterly impossible to overestimate the unimportance of practically everything." ~~Anonymous

Social Semantics: What does "tanning" mean to you, sunbathing or taxidermy?

What kind of egg did the Bunny leave for the parrot? ... Wait for it ... Polyester.